My Savings Account Is Buried in the Backyard ~ Comfort Colors Tee

My Savings Account Is Buried in the Backyard ~ Interest Paid in Earthworms

Banks have hours. The backyard is open all night. Somewhere between the tomato bed and the shed sits a coffee can that has outperformed every financial advisor in town, mostly by never being touched.

• Grandpa's Financial Plan: For the man who trusts the dirt more than the app and has a shovel-shaped reason for it.
• The Gardener With a Secret: A gift for whoever spends a suspicious amount of time digging in one corner of the lawn.
• Deposited in the Loot Line: Earning no interest in X Marks the Loot, where savings and buried treasure are the same thing.