My Rum Has Been Promoted to First Mate ~ Ornament
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My Rum Has Been Promoted to First Mate ~ The Crew Took It Surprisingly Well
Years of loyal service, never once questioned an order, always there at sunset. The promotion was overdue. The human crew grumbled for a day, then noticed the new officer was still being generous with the rations and dropped the matter.
- Home Bar Chain of Command: For whoever runs the bar cart like a ship and has named the good bottle second in command.
- Skipper's Favourite Officer: A gift for the captain whose most dependable crew member comes in a bottle and never gets seasick.
- Officer's Mess of the Locker: The Rum Locker posts its promotions on this shelf, and nobody has ever appealed one.
For the friend who decorates the tree like a treasure map. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches); the hanging string comes along, and a quick wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for next year's voyage.
