My Rum Has Been Promoted to First Mate ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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My Rum Has Been Promoted to First Mate ~ The Crew Took It Surprisingly Well
Years of loyal service, never once questioned an order, always there at sunset. The promotion was overdue. The human crew grumbled for a day, then noticed the new officer was still being generous with the rations and dropped the matter.
- Home Bar Chain of Command: For whoever runs the bar cart like a ship and has named the good bottle second in command.
- Skipper's Favourite Officer: A gift for the captain whose most dependable crew member comes in a bottle and never gets seasick.
- Officer's Mess of the Locker: The Rum Locker posts its promotions on this shelf, and nobody has ever appealed one.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
