My Rum Has Been Promoted to First Mate ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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My Rum Has Been Promoted to First Mate ~ The Crew Took It Surprisingly Well
Years of loyal service, never once questioned an order, always there at sunset. The promotion was overdue. The human crew grumbled for a day, then noticed the new officer was still being generous with the rations and dropped the matter.
- Home Bar Chain of Command: For whoever runs the bar cart like a ship and has named the good bottle second in command.
- Skipper's Favourite Officer: A gift for the captain whose most dependable crew member comes in a bottle and never gets seasick.
- Officer's Mess of the Locker: The Rum Locker posts its promotions on this shelf, and nobody has ever appealed one.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
