My Rum Has Been Promoted to First Mate ~ Comfort Colors Tee

My Rum Has Been Promoted to First Mate ~ The Crew Took It Surprisingly Well

Years of loyal service, never once questioned an order, always there at sunset. The promotion was overdue. The human crew grumbled for a day, then noticed the new officer was still being generous with the rations and dropped the matter.

• Home Bar Chain of Command: For whoever runs the bar cart like a ship and has named the good bottle second in command.
• Skipper's Favourite Officer: A gift for the captain whose most dependable crew member comes in a bottle and never gets seasick.
• Officer's Mess of the Locker: The Rum Locker posts its promotions on this shelf, and nobody has ever appealed one.