My Red Flags Have Their Own Fleet ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Warning Signs ~ Fully Crewed and Flying High

She knows. The texting at two a.m., the ex she still follows, the phrase 'I'm fine' said at volume. She has catalogued every one, named them, and given them matching uniforms. Self-awareness is the one flag she raised first.

• For the woman who knows exactly what she is: Therapy graduates, the friend who narrates her own bad choices, and anyone who has said 'this is a pattern' mid-pattern.
• Give it to the honest one: The friend who warns you about herself before the first drink.
• Flies every flag in Pirate Queens: Where self-knowledge is a flex and the fleet is at full strength.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood