My Red Flags Have Their Own Fleet ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Warning Signs ~ Fully Crewed and Flying High

She knows. The texting at two a.m., the ex she still follows, the phrase 'I'm fine' said at volume. She has catalogued every one, named them, and given them matching uniforms. Self-awareness is the one flag she raised first.

• For the woman who knows exactly what she is: Therapy graduates, the friend who narrates her own bad choices, and anyone who has said 'this is a pattern' mid-pattern.
• Give it to the honest one: The friend who warns you about herself before the first drink.
• Flies every flag in Pirate Queens: Where self-knowledge is a flex and the fleet is at full strength.