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My Red Flags Have Their Own Fleet ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Warning Signs ~ Fully Crewed and Flying High

She knows. The texting at two a.m., the ex she still follows, the phrase 'I'm fine' said at volume. She has catalogued every one, named them, and given them matching uniforms. Self-awareness is the one flag she raised first.

  • For the woman who knows exactly what she is: Therapy graduates, the friend who narrates her own bad choices, and anyone who has said 'this is a pattern' mid-pattern.
  • Give it to the honest one: The friend who warns you about herself before the first drink.
  • Flies every flag in Pirate Queens: Where self-knowledge is a flex and the fleet is at full strength.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer