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My Patience Walked the Plank ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Patience Last Seen Going Overboard

It was there at breakfast. Somewhere between the third 'but why' and the customer who wanted to speak to a manager, it slipped quietly over the rail. No search party has been dispatched.

  • For the long-suffering: Teachers in May, parents in August, and anyone who has worked a return counter in December.
  • Closure, of a sort: The patience is gone. The sarcasm, happily, swims.
  • Resting in: Modern Scoundrels, with full honors.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood