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My Patience Walked the Plank ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Patience Last Seen Going Overboard

It was there at breakfast. Somewhere between the third 'but why' and the customer who wanted to speak to a manager, it slipped quietly over the rail. No search party has been dispatched.

  • For the long-suffering: Teachers in May, parents in August, and anyone who has worked a return counter in December.
  • Closure, of a sort: The patience is gone. The sarcasm, happily, swims.
  • Resting in: Modern Scoundrels, with full honors.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure