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My Patience Walked the Plank ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Patience Last Seen Going Overboard

It was there at breakfast. Somewhere between the third 'but why' and the customer who wanted to speak to a manager, it slipped quietly over the rail. No search party has been dispatched.

  • For the long-suffering: Teachers in May, parents in August, and anyone who has worked a return counter in December.
  • Closure, of a sort: The patience is gone. The sarcasm, happily, swims.
  • Resting in: Modern Scoundrels, with full honors.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer