My Parrot Repeats Only the Incriminating Parts ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Context Removed ~ Quotes Preserved
She said forty sentences on the phone. Thirty-nine were about work. One was about her sister's husband. Guess which one the bird has been performing for visitors since Thursday, in her exact voice, with the pause for effect.
- For the one who guards the vault: Best friends holding twenty years of confessions and a pet with selective hearing.
- A gift for the family's secret keeper: She knows everything about everyone and says nothing, which is why the bird is such a problem.
- Edited down by Parrot Problems: The collection for anyone whose pet has a gift for the worst possible highlight.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
