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My Parrot Knows Where the Bodies Aren't Buried ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Alibi Confirmed by a Bird

Three podcasts a week, a notebook of theories, and a feathered roommate who has heard every episode twice. The bird could tell you exactly where nobody is. That is the point. He is very specific about it.

  • For the armchair detective: Podcast binge listeners, documentary queue curators and the friend who solved it in episode two.
  • Girls night gift with a dark edge: The one who brings the wine also brings the case file.
  • Deposed by Parrot Problems: The collection where the household pet is also the most reliable witness.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood