My Parrot Knows Where the Bodies Aren't Buried ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Alibi Confirmed by a Bird
Three podcasts a week, a notebook of theories, and a feathered roommate who has heard every episode twice. The bird could tell you exactly where nobody is. That is the point. He is very specific about it.
- For the armchair detective: Podcast binge listeners, documentary queue curators and the friend who solved it in episode two.
- Girls night gift with a dark edge: The one who brings the wine also brings the case file.
- Deposed by Parrot Problems: The collection where the household pet is also the most reliable witness.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
