My Parrot Knows Where the Bodies Aren't Buried ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Alibi Confirmed by a Bird
Three podcasts a week, a notebook of theories, and a feathered roommate who has heard every episode twice. The bird could tell you exactly where nobody is. That is the point. He is very specific about it.
- For the armchair detective: Podcast binge listeners, documentary queue curators and the friend who solved it in episode two.
- Girls night gift with a dark edge: The one who brings the wine also brings the case file.
- Deposed by Parrot Problems: The collection where the household pet is also the most reliable witness.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
