My Parrot Is Banned From Family Reunions ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Uninvited by Unanimous Vote ~ Potluck Still Welcome
Last year he repeated what Aunt Carol said about the casserole. The year before, he did an impression of Uncle Ray's second wife. The family met, voted, and sent a letter. The bird is now the only relative with a formal exclusion, and he wears it well.
- For families with a record: Reunions with a seating chart, holidays with a referee, and cousins who do not speak.
- Bring it to the next gathering: Someone will laugh too hard and that will be the whole conversation.
- Barred from the picnic by Parrot Problems: Where family drama has feathers and a flawless memory.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
