My Other Ship Also Sank ~ Ornament

My Other Ship Also Sank ~ A Pattern Is Emerging

One is misfortune, two is a hobby. For boat owners who have learned the hard way that the second hull floats about as well as the first, and the dads who tell both stories at every single barbecue.

• Repeat Offender: The insurance company has a file, the marina has a nickname, the family has a betting pool.
• Two-Boat Veteran: He has owned twice as many boats as he has had successful launches.
• Unsinkable Optimism: Survivors of their own purchases, still eyeing the listings for a third.

A small piece of plunder that fits in any stocking. Pirate Dayz makes this round ornament in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, ready to hang with its own string, and it shrugs off a damp-cloth wipe year after year.