My Moral Compass Is Mostly Decorative ~ Premium Hoodie
$57.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Points North When It Feels Like It
Decorative objects serve a purpose: they look lovely and ask nothing of anyone. For the friend who knows every rule and treats them as suggestions with good lighting, the brother-in-law who found the loophole before the rule was announced, and the birthday honoree who insists the gift card was basically cash.
- Gag Gift That Sticks: Funny on the first read and still true three birthdays later.
- Charming Offender: For the one who gets away with it because nobody can stay mad.
- Modern Scoundrels: The collection for people whose compass works fine, thanks, just differently.
Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL
