My Moral Compass Is Mostly Decorative ~ Ornament
$9.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Description
Points North When It Feels Like It
Decorative objects serve a purpose: they look lovely and ask nothing of anyone. For the friend who knows every rule and treats them as suggestions with good lighting, the brother-in-law who found the loophole before the rule was announced, and the birthday honoree who insists the gift card was basically cash.
- Gag Gift That Sticks: Funny on the first read and still true three birthdays later.
- Charming Offender: For the one who gets away with it because nobody can stay mad.
- Modern Scoundrels: The collection for people whose compass works fine, thanks, just differently.
Small enough to stash in a card, bold enough to rule the tree. Pirate Dayz offers it in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hanging string in the box, and it cleans up with a damp cloth.
