My Moral Compass Is Mostly Decorative ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Points North When It Feels Like It
Decorative objects serve a purpose: they look lovely and ask nothing of anyone. For the friend who knows every rule and treats them as suggestions with good lighting, the brother-in-law who found the loophole before the rule was announced, and the birthday honoree who insists the gift card was basically cash.
- Gag Gift That Sticks: Funny on the first read and still true three birthdays later.
- Charming Offender: For the one who gets away with it because nobody can stay mad.
- Modern Scoundrels: The collection for people whose compass works fine, thanks, just differently.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
