My Moral Compass Is Mostly Decorative ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Points North When It Feels Like It

Decorative objects serve a purpose: they look lovely and ask nothing of anyone. For the friend who knows every rule and treats them as suggestions with good lighting, the brother-in-law who found the loophole before the rule was announced, and the birthday honoree who insists the gift card was basically cash.

• Gag Gift That Sticks: Funny on the first read and still true three birthdays later.
• Charming Offender: For the one who gets away with it because nobody can stay mad.
• Modern Scoundrels: The collection for people whose compass works fine, thanks, just differently.