My Liver Has Filed a Formal Complaint ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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My Liver Has Filed a Formal Complaint ~ Management Sent a Lime Wedge
Every department has one employee who puts things in writing. The complaint is on file, the review has been scheduled for a quieter week, and the response from upstairs was a slice of lime and a promise to take it easy on Mondays. Everybody is being very professional about it.
- Office Humour for the Rum Friend: For the colleague who treats the Friday round like a budget line and files expenses accordingly.
- Cruise Veteran's Admission: Seven nights, one drinks package and a grievance procedure that got going somewhere near the second port.
- Grievances Shelf of the Locker: The Rum Locker accepts all complaints in writing and answers each one with a glass of water.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
