My Liver Has Filed a Formal Complaint ~ Comfort Colors Tee

My Liver Has Filed a Formal Complaint ~ Management Sent a Lime Wedge

Every department has one employee who puts things in writing. The complaint is on file, the review has been scheduled for a quieter week, and the response from upstairs was a slice of lime and a promise to take it easy on Mondays. Everybody is being very professional about it.

• Office Humour for the Rum Friend: For the colleague who treats the Friday round like a budget line and files expenses accordingly.
• Cruise Veteran's Admission: Seven nights, one drinks package and a grievance procedure that got going somewhere near the second port.
• Grievances Shelf of the Locker: The Rum Locker accepts all complaints in writing and answers each one with a glass of water.