My Life Is a Shipwreck But the Views Are Great ~ Ornament
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My Life Is a Shipwreck But the Views Are Great ~ Five Stars, Would Sink Again
Plans in pieces, schedule abandoned, and the sunset is doing all the work. For retirees who have stopped apologising for late lunches, and beach people who measure success in horizon.
- Behind Schedule, Ahead on Sunsets: The gloriously late know the tide does not check a watch either.
- Retiree's Honest Review: Decades of structure traded for a deckchair, and the ratings have never been better.
- Beach Lover's Mantra: Sand in everything, nothing resolved, perfectly content about all of it.
A small piece of plunder that fits in any stocking. Pirate Dayz makes this round ornament in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, ready to hang with its own string, and it shrugs off a damp-cloth wipe year after year.
