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My Five-Year Plan Is Mostly Escape Routes ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Long-Term Goals ~ Short-Term Exits

The career coach asked where she sees herself in five years. She named three coastlines, one van, and a cousin with a spare room in Portugal. There is a plan. Every single page of it is a way out.

  • For the restless with a spreadsheet: Van-life dreamers, teachers counting to summer, and anyone with a passport in the glovebox.
  • Graduation gift with an honest edge: Give it to the new hire who already knows this is not forever.
  • Plotted inside Modern Scoundrels: Where ambition points toward the door and the door is open.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood