My Five-Year Plan Is Mostly Escape Routes ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Long-Term Goals ~ Short-Term Exits
The career coach asked where she sees herself in five years. She named three coastlines, one van, and a cousin with a spare room in Portugal. There is a plan. Every single page of it is a way out.
- For the restless with a spreadsheet: Van-life dreamers, teachers counting to summer, and anyone with a passport in the glovebox.
- Graduation gift with an honest edge: Give it to the new hire who already knows this is not forever.
- Plotted inside Modern Scoundrels: Where ambition points toward the door and the door is open.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure



