My Financial Advisor Is a Parrot ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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My Financial Advisor Is a Parrot ~ The Advice Is Buy Buy Buy
The portfolio has one strategy, delivered loudly from a shoulder: anything shiny is a hold, anything with a crinkly wrapper is a strong buy, and selling has never once been mentioned. Returns are mixed. The advisor has not been fired because the advisor is adorable.
- Accountant's Office Joke: For the one who does everyone's taxes and keeps a bird-shaped excuse for their own spending.
- Spender's Honest Disclosure: A gift for whoever consults nobody before checkout and still blames a feathered consultant afterwards.
- Investment Desk of the Loot Line: Advising within X Marks the Loot, where every tip is shiny and none of them are regulated.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
