My Financial Advisor Is a Parrot ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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My Financial Advisor Is a Parrot ~ The Advice Is Buy Buy Buy
The portfolio has one strategy, delivered loudly from a shoulder: anything shiny is a hold, anything with a crinkly wrapper is a strong buy, and selling has never once been mentioned. Returns are mixed. The advisor has not been fired because the advisor is adorable.
- Accountant's Office Joke: For the one who does everyone's taxes and keeps a bird-shaped excuse for their own spending.
- Spender's Honest Disclosure: A gift for whoever consults nobody before checkout and still blames a feathered consultant afterwards.
- Investment Desk of the Loot Line: Advising within X Marks the Loot, where every tip is shiny and none of them are regulated.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
