My Expense Report Includes Cannonballs ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Receipts Attached ~ Explanations Pending

Line twelve is a client dinner. Line thirteen is a boat. Line fourteen is ammunition, listed under office supplies, and the finance team has requested a meeting. The road warrior knows every airport bar by name and every per diem by heart.

• For the frequent flyer with a story: Sales reps, consultants and anyone whose corporate card has seen things.
• Tax season gift for the accountant: The one who approves it anyway and keeps a copy for the memoir.
• Expensed to Modern Scoundrels: Where business travel is a campaign and the receipts are a confession.