My Ex Walked the Plank ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Not Saying Pirate ~ But the Ex Walked the Plank
Papers signed, name reclaimed, and the friends have arrived with a cake nobody will admit to ordering. Technically no crime was committed. Technically.
- Divorce Party Headliner: For the woman who handled the whole business with excellent lawyers and better posture.
- The Friend Who Brings the Gift: Hand it over at the celebratory brunch and watch the entire table take a photo.
- After Dark Closing Statement: Entered into Pirates After Dark, where the record is detailed and the grudge is optional.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
