My Ex Walked the Plank ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Not Saying Pirate ~ But the Ex Walked the Plank

Papers signed, name reclaimed, and the friends have arrived with a cake nobody will admit to ordering. Technically no crime was committed. Technically.

• Divorce Party Headliner: For the woman who handled the whole business with excellent lawyers and better posture.
• The Friend Who Brings the Gift: Hand it over at the celebratory brunch and watch the entire table take a photo.
• After Dark Closing Statement: Entered into Pirates After Dark, where the record is detailed and the grudge is optional.