My Ex Walked the Plank ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Not Saying Pirate ~ But the Ex Walked the Plank
Papers signed, name reclaimed, and the friends have arrived with a cake nobody will admit to ordering. Technically no crime was committed. Technically.
- Divorce Party Headliner: For the woman who handled the whole business with excellent lawyers and better posture.
- The Friend Who Brings the Gift: Hand it over at the celebratory brunch and watch the entire table take a photo.
- After Dark Closing Statement: Entered into Pirates After Dark, where the record is detailed and the grudge is optional.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
