My Ex Is Somewhere on a Deserted Island ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Last Known Location ~ Not Her Problem

The papers are signed, the house is hers, and the group chat has been renamed. Where he ended up is a matter of public indifference. Somewhere with sand, probably. Somewhere without her, definitely. The weather there is reported to be fine.

• For the divorcee who is doing great: Freshly single women, long-free women, and the friend who threw the party.
• Divorce party gift, first pick: Hand it over with the champagne and let her read it aloud.
• Sails away with Pirate Queens: Where the ex gets an island and she gets the fleet.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood