My Ex Is Somewhere on a Deserted Island ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Last Known Location ~ Not Her Problem
The papers are signed, the house is hers, and the group chat has been renamed. Where he ended up is a matter of public indifference. Somewhere with sand, probably. Somewhere without her, definitely. The weather there is reported to be fine.
- For the divorcee who is doing great: Freshly single women, long-free women, and the friend who threw the party.
- Divorce party gift, first pick: Hand it over with the champagne and let her read it aloud.
- Sails away with Pirate Queens: Where the ex gets an island and she gets the fleet.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
