My Ex Is Somewhere on a Deserted Island ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Last Known Location ~ Not Her Problem
The papers are signed, the house is hers, and the group chat has been renamed. Where he ended up is a matter of public indifference. Somewhere with sand, probably. Somewhere without her, definitely. The weather there is reported to be fine.
- For the divorcee who is doing great: Freshly single women, long-free women, and the friend who threw the party.
- Divorce party gift, first pick: Hand it over with the champagne and let her read it aloud.
- Sails away with Pirate Queens: Where the ex gets an island and she gets the fleet.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
