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My Emergency Fund Is Buried Somewhere ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Savings Secured ~ Location Unclear

There is money set aside. Some of it is in a jar, some of it is in an account she forgot the password to, and some of it is a sincere belief that the car will keep running. The map to all of it exists mostly in her head.

  • For the optimistic budgeter: Anyone who has said 'it will work out' to a financial planner and been right, barely.
  • Birthday gift for the big spender: Or the saver who is tired of being asked where it all went.
  • Deposited in Modern Scoundrels: Where the rainy day fund is real and the shovel is not.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood