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My Emergency Fund Is Buried Somewhere ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Savings Secured ~ Location Unclear

There is money set aside. Some of it is in a jar, some of it is in an account she forgot the password to, and some of it is a sincere belief that the car will keep running. The map to all of it exists mostly in her head.

  • For the optimistic budgeter: Anyone who has said 'it will work out' to a financial planner and been right, barely.
  • Birthday gift for the big spender: Or the saver who is tired of being asked where it all went.
  • Deposited in Modern Scoundrels: Where the rainy day fund is real and the shovel is not.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure