My Bad Decisions ~ Ornament
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My Bad Decisions ~ Consistency Is a Virtue, Apparently
Every captain swears this trip will be different. New port, new plan, new promises to the purser. Then the first sunset hits and the same old choices come aboard like they own the place.
- The Annual Voyage: For the friend who books the same cruise every year and makes the same mistakes on night two.
- Honest Branding: Nobody can accuse you of being unpredictable.
- Captain's Note: Scarlett Vane calls it loyalty, and she should know.
Hang it on the tree, the rear-view mirror or the hook by the rum shelf. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; both come with a hanging string and wipe clean with a damp cloth.
