Mutiny Pending Coffee First ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Mutiny Pending ~ Pour First, Rebel Later

Four-thirty alarm, the kitchen dark, the first cup still brewing. The uprising is scheduled, fully justified, and postponed exactly as long as it takes the pot to finish. Approach with care until then.

• For the early shift: Nurses, bakers, line cooks and anyone who has met a sunrise against their will.
• Priorities in order: Overthrowing the schedule can wait. Caffeine cannot.
• Brewed in: Modern Scoundrels, served before anyone speaks.