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Mutiny Pending Coffee First ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Mutiny Pending ~ Pour First, Rebel Later

Four-thirty alarm, the kitchen dark, the first cup still brewing. The uprising is scheduled, fully justified, and postponed exactly as long as it takes the pot to finish. Approach with care until then.

  • For the early shift: Nurses, bakers, line cooks and anyone who has met a sunrise against their will.
  • Priorities in order: Overthrowing the schedule can wait. Caffeine cannot.
  • Brewed in: Modern Scoundrels, served before anyone speaks.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer