Mutiny at Midnight ~ Ornament

Mutiny at Midnight ~ Overheard Below Deck, Repeated Loudly

Every ship has one crew member who cannot keep a thought inside a beak. Slander heard what the whole crew was thinking about the captain and simply said it first, at full volume, during dinner. No apology was offered. None was expected.

• For the Brutally Honest: The friend who says what everybody else only whispers on the walk to the car.
• Bad Boss Survivors: A laugh for anyone who has worked under a captain who could not steer a rowboat.
• Parrot Owners: Anyone whose bird repeats the one sentence nobody wanted repeated.

For the friend who decorates the tree like a treasure map. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches); the hanging string comes along, and a quick wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for next year's voyage.