Mutiny at Midnight ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Mutiny at Midnight ~ Overheard Below Deck, Repeated Loudly

Every ship has one crew member who cannot keep a thought inside a beak. Pete heard what the whole crew was thinking about the captain and simply said it first, at full volume, during dinner. No apology was offered. None was expected.

• For the Brutally Honest: The friend who says what everybody else only whispers on the walk to the car.
• Bad Boss Survivors: A laugh for anyone who has worked under a captain who could not steer a rowboat.
• Parrot Owners: Anyone whose bird repeats the one sentence nobody wanted repeated.