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Mouthy Since the Egg ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Loud From Day One ~ Ask the Nurses

Her first word was an objection. Kindergarten sent notes home. Forty years later the volume has not dropped and the opinions have only gained footnotes.

  • For the friend who was born talking: The one whose laugh arrives before she does and whose stories need no microphone.
  • Her birthday, finally explained: Give it to the loudest person at the table and watch everyone else nod.
  • Raised in Parrot Problems: A collection for the ones who never learned to whisper and never saw the point.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood