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Mostly Rum and Bad Decisions ~ Ornament

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Mostly Rum and Bad Decisions ~ The Rest Is Sunscreen

Ask what they are made of and the honest answer comes in two ingredients. A dash of charm, sure, but mostly the two things that made last weekend legendary.

  • Ingredients List: Like a nutrition label for the friend who never reads labels.
  • Cruise Night Ready: Made for the evening the itinerary says formal and the crew says otherwise.
  • Honesty Policy: Saves everyone the trouble of asking how the trip went.


Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.