Monster of the Deep Emotionally Shallow ~ Ornament

Fathoms Down ~ Feelings Ankle Deep

Ask about the childhood, the breakup, the thing with the brother, and the answer comes back short and cheerful. There is an ocean of mystery here and roughly two inches of it is emotional.

• For the cheerfully unavailable: Buy it for the friend who answers 'how are you really' with a snack recommendation, and the coworker whose therapist has given up assigning homework.
• Self-assessment, honest: Terrifying reputation, impressive reach, and a heart that has never once been in over its head.
• Wading in: Part of Here Be Monsters, shallow end.

Made for the deckhand who starts the holiday countdown in October. The round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and a damp cloth keeps it bright between voyages.