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Mistakes Were Made ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Mistakes Were Made ~ Signed, Nobody in Particular

The classic non-apology, the one that admits everything and nothing at once. For the captain who steered into the sandbar, the boss who approved the budget and the dad who said he knew a shortcut.

  • Passive Voice Champion: No subject, no blame, just a statement from the bridge and a slow walk away.
  • Office Incident Report: File it under lessons learned, pass it to the colleague who caused the lesson.
  • Captain's Log, Redacted: Every skipper has one entry they would rather the harbourmaster did not read.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure