Mistakes Were Made ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Mistakes Were Made ~ Signed, Nobody in Particular

The classic non-apology, the one that admits everything and nothing at once. For the captain who steered into the sandbar, the boss who approved the budget and the dad who said he knew a shortcut.

• Passive Voice Champion: No subject, no blame, just a statement from the bridge and a slow walk away.
• Office Incident Report: File it under lessons learned, pass it to the colleague who caused the lesson.
• Captain's Log, Redacted: Every skipper has one entry they would rather the harbourmaster did not read.