Mistakes Were Made ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Mistakes Were Made ~ Signed, Nobody in Particular
The classic non-apology, the one that admits everything and nothing at once. For the captain who steered into the sandbar, the boss who approved the budget and the dad who said he knew a shortcut.
- Passive Voice Champion: No subject, no blame, just a statement from the bridge and a slow walk away.
- Office Incident Report: File it under lessons learned, pass it to the colleague who caused the lesson.
- Captain's Log, Redacted: Every skipper has one entry they would rather the harbourmaster did not read.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
