Meeting Adjourned Permanently ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Motion to Never Reconvene ~ Carried

Ninety minutes, no decisions, one slide repeated four times. The chair asks whether anyone has anything to add, and someone finally does: a formal motion to end this and every meeting after it.

• For the calendar hostage: Made for the analyst with six standing meetings about meetings, the friend who takes calls from the parking lot to feel free, and anyone who has watched a decision get postponed to a decision.
• Minutes recorded: All in favor. Nobody opposed. Door already closing.
• Scheduled by: Part of Modern Scoundrels, no follow-up invited.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood