Meeting Adjourned Permanently ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Motion to Never Reconvene ~ Carried

Ninety minutes, no decisions, one slide repeated four times. The chair asks whether anyone has anything to add, and someone finally does: a formal motion to end this and every meeting after it.

• For the calendar hostage: Made for the analyst with six standing meetings about meetings, the friend who takes calls from the parking lot to feel free, and anyone who has watched a decision get postponed to a decision.
• Minutes recorded: All in favor. Nobody opposed. Door already closing.
• Scheduled by: Part of Modern Scoundrels, no follow-up invited.